So, I just moved back to Louisiana, and, ironically, saw Swamp People for the first time last week. It’s strangely captivating, and a very authentic representation of actual alligator hunting, but in no way what life in Louisiana is like. Anyway, I was getting gas today and looked down at the lottery tickets on display, and, low and behold, some of these happy-go-lucky coonasses reached what is probably the pinnacle of their existence. They got themselves their very own Louisiana Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket. CHOOT ‘EM!


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